Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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