my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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