He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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