were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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