I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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