all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
