he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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