i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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