I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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