she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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