I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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