after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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