My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
