Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
