we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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