Already got asked if we're dating
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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