im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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