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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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