you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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