wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
