it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
smell my finger.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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