Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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