Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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