well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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