Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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