i don't like sucking hair
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
