he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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