bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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