wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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