I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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