I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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