If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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