Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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