happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Panties = found
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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