you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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