The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
