They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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