hotel room ftw
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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