It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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