Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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