is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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