i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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