Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
my nose is crying tears of wow.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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