Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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