Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
tell me about the fingering
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