Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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