I got her a Nickelback box set.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Shame - the story of my life.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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