Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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