I have demons in me.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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