You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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