It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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