Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
