Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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