do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
