you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
