Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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