I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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