I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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